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Last post 09-02-2009 7:00 PM by marcusstringer. 5 replies.
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  • 08-08-2009 2:36 AM

    Funny things that slipped your attention

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    http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/2009/07/sesame-street-files-are-in-computer.html

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  • 08-09-2009 3:43 AM In reply to

    • shaun
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  • 08-10-2009 7:46 AM In reply to

    Re: Funny things that slipped your attention

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    Hi, shaun,

    hm, works for me...?

    It reminded me of my active days in publishing, when I was at a client who just published a newspaper-like brochure (articles and photos) and there was only one mistake on the page: The main and largest headline read "Headline goes here!" ;-)

    Actually they hired me for giving them advice how to avoid such things.

    Best
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    French: http://youtu.be/nsgB4Q7lQzg
    German: http://youtu.be/lecdenqaUGY
    Italian: http://youtu.be/wjBpYZsF-8s

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  • 08-10-2009 4:57 PM In reply to

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     We had a box of slick 4 color brochures dropped off at our paper one day (old paper I worked for). Beautiful piece except that no one at the print shop had seen that every font in the brochure had defaulted to Courier....

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  • 09-02-2009 10:45 AM In reply to

    • Emma
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     Scroll on down for the usual battle. Funny how passionate people can be in the Quark v ID debate.

    Mind you I love Quark and have done since v3.

  • 09-02-2009 7:00 PM In reply to

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    I just had some banners made up for the local pre school so they could hang them around the place... The file contained a PSD of a cartoon of the school on a green background with some transparency... They printed everything and it came back as a white silhouette of the image against the green background.... Classic morons not checking their work.... after I finished laughing, I made the phone call...
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