OMG! I'm hearing that song... you know, "I'm not alone"!
Thank you Erik for sending the link to this post. I'm a new-comer on this forum, I have to read a lot (it serves me right!)
Well, one day, one of my company's CEO came to my office to bring some CDs. He doesn't like computers, almost hate them. On my desk, there are two workstations, a Mac and a PC. He seated on my chair and, looking to the two monitors starts to scream: I didn't do it, really I didn't! You didn't what?, I asked. One of these is damaged, look, the screens are different! OK pal, you're right!!!
Another day, anothes boss. Seating in my chair. I'm trying to view some separations in RIP, on other workstation. Hei, open, please, "Printer and faxes" on my PC, is this printerthe the default one? How?, he asks. I try to explain: put the mouse on Start, then... Suddenly, he takes the mouse from the desk and put it on the monitor's screen... Hei, stop it! Put it down! OMG!
Another day, one pal from selling department: I need you to make me a beautiful A2 poster for this travel agency! OK, do you have a sketch or a draw, something? Yes, look here... And I have also a beautiful picture for the poster! Where is it? Here, in my phone! (just a low-quality jpg, 640x480px!!!, for one A2!!!)
Another day. The client: this catalogue hase a lot of tables, a lot of pictures, 320 pages A4 size..., but I have not any typed text. OK, I said. Let's go! After four days of hard work, I've got it finished. My client: well, seems to be OK, but I was wrong four days ago: the final size must be A5, not A4... (well, it's easy to resize a pdf, but @!&^#*($#@!!!)
And so on, and so on....